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FOUNDED BY GENIUSES BUT RUN BY IDIOTS

April 13, 2013 By Pastor David Stone

FOUNDED BY GENIUSES BUT RUN BY IDIOTS

[Borrowed from a FaceBook wall with no attribution/origin]

1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not
for being in the country illegally, you might live in a country founded by
geniuses but run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take
an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you might live in a
country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check,
buy liquor, or check out a library book, but not to vote, you might live in
a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning
gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to
the crazy new leaders in Egypt, you might live in a country founded by
geniuses but run by idiots.

5. If, in our largest city, you can buy “two” 16-ounce sodas, but not a
24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you
might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman and 3 yr old child can be stripped searched by
the TSA, but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head
searched, you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of
dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you might live in a country
founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his
teacher is cute, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in
grade school is perfectly acceptable, you might live in a country founded by
geniuses but run by idiots.

9. If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with
spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested
homes, you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

10. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government
intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks,
Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones, you might live in a
country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

11. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big
screen TV while your neighbor buys iPhones, TVs and new cars, and the
government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage, you might
live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

12. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more safe
according to the government, you might live in a country founded by geniuses
but run by idiots.

Filed Under: Think About It!

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