SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLDER

As a grandparent of 34 I couldn’t resist posting this—- The more I read this – the funnier it got!!! 
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS – (this was actually reported by a teacher) After
Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their 
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They 
used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they 
moved to Florida …Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted 
green to look like grass.
They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they 
don’t know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck 
center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, 
they do exercises there, but they don’t do them very well. There is a 
swimming pool too, but all they do is jump up and down in it…with 
hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in 
it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, 
and go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing 
every night — early birds. Some of the people can’t get out past the 
man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the 
wrecked center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment 
and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I 
earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will 
let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. …PRICELESS